Your eyes, they're so unbearably gorgeous. Can I scoop your right eye out and hold it in my palms? Why not? Just for a second sweetheart, and I'll be careful. I won't drop it like I did our child! I don't even know why you're so mad at me still for doing that. He seems fine. He even said his first word, "ow", after impact. The fall benefitted him more than it disadvantaged him, admit it. But anyways, can I atleast lick your eye? Why are you so paranoid, that is not gonna happen. It would boosten your immune system, instead, honey. My germs will strengthen your immune system and one day you'll be so strong you'll never get sick again. You're looking at me like I'm crazy again lol. I love it when you look at me like that. It motivates me to be weirder. I wouldn't be as weird as I am if it weren't for your gorgeous eyes that judge me so much. Do you want to trade eyes with me ever? No, trust me, your body won't reject it, for I love you and you love me. All of the cells in your body recognize and love me, so if I gave you my eye it would not be rejected by your cells, silly boy. That should be obvious given the amount of time we spend together. We might as well become one person. One day the metamorphsis will begin and we will combined into one person, and we will have the same eyes. You won't be able to give me that look whenever I say something weird anymore because we'd be weird together. Your role as the straight man will be stripped off you, and you will have to be naked in your ugliness. But don't worry. I'll be there for you. I'll be there for you every step of the way, for we'd split halves on the brain, limbs, and flesh. I have a feeling you'd love the task of interpreting signals sent by nuerons, and when we are combined I'll let you take care of that while I manage my favorite organ, intestines.