You know, ever since you did that procedure on me I just haven't been able to stop thinking about you about how cool you are, how lovely you are, and how good looking you are. I am a very lonely mouse, so I tend to fall for anyone who's even slightly nice to me, and you saved me from death, so I'm head over heels for you. Sorry if this makes you uncomfortable, I've tried to let go for a while but I just can't. I'm so sorry. I'm such a fucked up little mouse. I'm so fucking devoted to you. I'd do anything for you. Please, just let me do you a favor. Anything. Please, let me do something for you. I'd be good with anything. I just feel as though my appendix isn't enough. I mean, you saved my life! I have fun every day thanks to you. My pleasure is not worth just an appendix! So let me do more. Let me share with you some of my cheese, take you to the mouse mall, code you something, please.

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